Dear America, return these three valuables to India, please
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German chancellor Angela Merkel made everyone’s (including Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s) day when she returned a 10th century Durga idol which was stolen from Kashmir over two decades back.
Three years ago, it was found that the idol was spotted in a museum in Sruttgart, Germany and the Indian government immediately got in touch with the Germany authorities to ensure that the process of getting the idol back was started.
And, finally,
Thanking Merkel and the people of Germany for returning the idol, Modi was quoted saying, “The statue is from Jammu and Kashmir & is a symbol of victory of good over evil.”
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We let that idea linger and racked our brains for a long long time and came up with this list of three valuables that definitely need a homecoming.
1.
So, consider this as a genuine request America, return her accent(s) to us, so that we can do the needful and lock it up in a closet which no can find or hear.
2. Sunder Pichai: Okay, there’s no easy way to say this, but India is brimming with engineering graduates who’ve slogged their asses and survived four years at a place worse than jail- engineering college. If that doesn’t sound bad enough, this will- they do so, without having a social life or girlfriends. Thus, the least we can ask for from Silicon Valley is to return our very own Sunder Pichai to us, so he can start something In India and hire the hundreds of jobless engineers. They’ve sacrificed enough.
3.
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Image credit: Indiatimes
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