You won't believe this: These are the jokes that got cut out from Deadpool for being too dirty!

We’re just a week away from the release of what can be called- one of the most anticipated movies of 2016- Deadpool!

The R-rating aside, all the promos and marketing have already revealed that this superhero movie is strictly for the adults.

Remember the news of one scene being toned down for the final cut? Turns out, that’s not the only instance of the movie comprising not just blood and gore but also vulgar humour.

If T.J Miller aka Deadpool’s Weasel is to believed, there were quite a few jokes that the director cut from the movie because he felt that they were just ‘too raunchy.’

Though Miller was hesitant to go into details, he did give a few examples of dark jokes that were axed while talking to IGN.

They included:

1. “You look like a trucker shit on your shoulders and then shaped ears into it.”

2. “Someone pulled your balls up through your mouth and wrapped them around your head.”

Well to be honest these jokes sound way more than dark, and Miller admitted, they didn’t make the final cut because they were just physically difficult to imagine.



While he hasn’t confirmed the situation in the movie for which these jokes were being written, we’re pretty sure it’s for when Weasel sees Wade Wilson’s (aka Ryan Reynolds) gruesome face for the first time.

According to Miller, there was another joke left out, which Tom Miller, the director thought was ‘too obtuse’ and that everyone wouldn’t be too much into it.

“You’re gonna die alone, or atleast for other people’s sake I hope you do.”

While fans will not get to a hear of portion of these jokes this Friday on the screens, but they can still hope as a ‘raw’ director’s cut of Deadpool is coming out later this year!

Until then, satiate your senses watching and re-watching the trailer!



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