Flight attendants sleep around
"A common misconception is that since we sleep in so many different places, we must also sleep around." — A flight attendant
"We may be married with children, not looking for dates for the night on the plane." — A flight attendant
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Airlines can control the weather
"I kid you not: I had someone tell me that we had technology to control fog. We don't." — An airline customer service agent
Flight attendants are glorified waitresses
"Our job is dangerous, physically demanding, and laden with immense responsibility for the safety, security, and survival of our passengers." — A flight attendant
Being a jerk will get you what you want
"People think that by being forceful and belligerent with the agent that they will get the best service." — An airline customer service agent
It’s easy to become a flight attendant
"The reality is that we are highly training to get you off of the plane in an emergency. We spend 12-hour days, six days a week, for several weeks to ensure we are qualified to take care of you in a medical emergency or a flight emergency, all the while serving you and making sure you're happy." — A flight attendant
There are backup planes idling on standby in case of flight cancellations
"No, we don't have spare airplanes to use if there is a cancellation." — An airline customer service agent
There are no straight male flight attendants
"Not all male flight attendants are gay." — A flight attendant
Airline workers can give out free upgrades
"Different airlines have different rules, but a change or upgrade can get you fired these days. And it's not worth our jobs. The airline computer system tracks everything, and big brother can be watching us." — An airline customer service agent
Flight attendants are always surrounded by people
"Far from it — the lifestyle can be very lonely." — A flight attendant
When gate agents are standing at the computer they’re not doing anything
“Don't keep bugging the gate agents with questions they have already answered in their announcements. They are working with a time crunch, and all those extra questions are keeping them from doing their work." — An airline customer service agent
Flight attendants are unintelligent and uneducated
"I'm a huge nerd, and science is my favorite thing. My second favorite is making people comfortable and happy." — A flight attendant
“We're probably more educated than most." — A flight attendant
Airline workers get to fly for free wherever and whenever they want
"We fly standby, and flights are always full." — A flight attendant
Any trained monkey can do this job
"It takes years to get to the point where customers don't see you sweat and you give excellent customer service." — An airline customer service agent
"People often think that we are minimum wage flunkies and that a monkey can do what we do." — An airline customer service agent
Putting bags in overhead bins for passengers is part of a flight attendant's job
"Our companies don't cover our injuries if we get hurt lifting your bags." — A flight attendant
