29 memes roasting Silicon Valley and its tech-bro culture, chosen by a former valley-dweller
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Rebecca Aydin
Sep 6, 2019, 19:13 IST
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The character of Erlich Bachman on HBO's Silicon Valley takes a "vision quest" to come up with a new name for his startup.
Silicon Valley's existence is, at once, an almost-improbable mash-up of contradictions and the obvious twenty-first century step of American innovation.
The absurdity of Silicon Valley necessitates a healthy dose of skepticism, and easily makes it a target of satire.
I lived in Palo Alto for a handful of years, and San Francisco for a stint. My memories now converge as a tableau of farce; so, here are 29 memes roasting Silicon Valley.
In my mind's eye, I see University Avenue in Palo Alto littered with Philz coffee cups, rogue boba pearls, and strewn hover boards. A Stanford undergraduate computer science student weeps into their MacBook as their code loops endlessly. Batman-style doors lift up; a tech exec tumbles out of his Model X car and crawls frantically to the nearest electric charging port. Two VC-bros poke their chopsticks at toro at the Palo Alto Nobu and discuss seed funding the Uber-of-vegan-soft-serve that Elon Musk will, most definitely, franchise on Mars. Mark Zuckerberg peers out from a manhole on the street while Jack Dorsey directs traffic around him and recites his tweets from 2006.
I lived in Palo Alto for a handful of years, and San Francisco for a stint. My memories now converge as a tableau of farce, like the above.
In such a historically fertile incubator - where you can succeed beyond known measure or fail spectacularly - the air is fraught. But actually being stressed is taboo, so techies throw themselves at the pseudo-spiritual in the flashiest way possible. Silicon Valley is also one of the hungriest places - for innovation, success, domination, fame -I've ever lived. And it's also run by bonafide geeks.
Silicon Valley's existence is, at once, an almost-improbable mash-up of contradictions and the obvious twenty-first century step of American innovation. Its absurdity necessitates a healthy dose of skepticism, and heavy satire.
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Here are 29 memes roasting Silicon Valley.
Will Fischer contributed to the meme-harvesting you see below.
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This Jeff Bezos glow-up.
This supercut of Mark Zuckerberg evangelizing Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce during his Facebook Live grill sesh.
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Gotta catch 'em all, Chadwick: Venture Capitalist.
When AI couldn't get on Magritte's level.
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When Pam knew.
"Thx Elon"
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When even Drake knows you messed up.
When the Burners re-enter Silicon Valley.
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When you Juul in your Tesla driving down El Camino, it's a quick and slippery slope to Juuling 30,000 miles up in the air on your red-eye flight.
When you whip out your tech-guru Twitter persona.
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"Let me chat with my team and circle back," said every Silicon Valley VC ever.
Snoop Dogg knows what's up with the valuation.
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Silicon Valley, the bastion of white male privilege.
Where "going public" means ...
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Where the algorithm tests fate.
Bonus points for drinking Soylent while wearing Allbirds and carrying some light reading on successful unicorns too.
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Where the rent is too dang high.
Where every opportunity is a networking opportunity.
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Where everybody thinks they're the truffle-sniffing pig of startups.
(But, don't even think about that company turning a profit while it's still private.)
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#StartupLife
My tech company has better snacks than yours ...
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... but my coworkers leave a lot to be desired.
In Silicon Valley, you graduate from being a nascent-coder bro donning a quirky, retro Patagonia fleece pullover to a full Coder Bro™️ wearing your startup's grey, monogrammed Patagonia vest.
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It's the uniform.
No, but seriously.
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Does Market Street have a dress code?
And finally, here's an "Old Town Road" remix about Old County Road in Palo Alto.
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