You've asked us to make you something special and "just come up with something."
And so we do — seemingly.
The truth is that bartenders never invent drinks on the spot for you. Well, almost never. Because unless we're feeling exceptionally creative, adventurous, and above all else, bored, we're usually just pulling something from our brain's back catalog of drink recipes.
That might be a house cocktail from an old menu or a classic cocktail that's more obscure.
A dearest former manager of mine had an especially devious twist on this. If the guest asked her the name of the cocktail she had "invented," she'd hit them with a little flattery.
"Well, what's your name?"
"Patrick."
"I'll call it a 'Patrick,' then."
Don't feel bad. We've all fallen for this, myself included.