The "gift bag" we got was actually delivered as a box... a really, really big box.
The Haze vaporizer ($249.99) is a staple of the gift bag, combining portability and options.
Oomi turns your entire home into a smart home. The starter kit is $599.
Lizora skin cream, made with tea, smells really good. It's another staple of the gift bag.
The ChapStick (in three flavors) is the least costly item the Oscar nominees get.
A stay at the Koloa resort in Hawaii is just one of the trips provided in the gift bag (expect chocolate and macadamia nuts when you're there) ...
You can also have a private three-day mansion stay at the serene-looking Lost Coast Ranch in Northern California on the Pacific Ocean ...
There are also stays at the Golden Door destination spa in Southern California; the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria in Sorrento, Italy; and the Grand Hotel Tremezzo in Lake Como, Italy.
Jules k. provides a handbag with a playful anteater pattern.
There are plenty of sweet, indulgent treats in the swag bag. Chocolatines' Drunken Fig Cake Bites are infused with wine and, no lie, delicious.
Hand-dipped chocolates from Chubby Chipmunk are decadent and come in a box made to look like a book.
Rouge Maple syrup is a sweet Oscar staple.
Opal apples are a more healthful option, and distinctive: They don't brown after cutting. We tried it out, and it worked.
You get a jar of pecans from the Pecan Shellers Association.
These Slimware plates are supposed to help you control your portion sizing.
An exclusive constellation pendant from Namira Monaco comes alongside earrings and a necklace from Park and Buzz.
Healing Saint Luminosity Skin Serum comes alongside the brand's Hair Follicle Stimulant, which claims to prevent further hair loss.
Dandi patches stop your sweat from showing — particularly important when you're on live national TV.
You're supposed to sit on the SweetCheeks pads to "increase circulation and reduce the appearance of cellulite."
Casper, the bedding company launched in 2014, has an absurdly comfortable "responsive" pillow that retails for $75 ...
... and Casper throws in a dog bed with a waffle treat.
The Positive Cube from Bangarang offers 199 cards of positivity and inspiring quotes. Every one purchased comes with a donation to a charity or cause.
The Medice Foot Care Kit is supposed to keep your heals "smooth and crack-free."
The Woosh Beauty kit comes with all kinds of makeup essentials.
The Elvie is an "exercise tracker for your pelvic floor" and promises both a stronger core and "better sex."
The Rest-Rite Sleep Positioner gives a fellow sleeper a nudge to keep them off their back (and not snoring).
Watch Ya' Mouth is a strange one: a "mouthguard party game."
"Curlee Girlee" is a children's book empowering girls to love their hair.
Hydroxycut supplements are supposed to promote weight loss.
Nitro-Tech bars come packed with protein, in a birthday-cake flavor.
This CPR Anytime kit helps you learn how to possibly save someone's life.
You get one water bottle from Mous, which is supposed to reduce bacteria accumulation ...
... But you also get the futuristic i-water bottle from Korea, which is launching in the US this spring.
