Comedian Writes Elaborate Revenge Fantasy Involving Justice Scalia

Wikimedia Commons Mindy Kaling (left) and Justice Scalia

Justice Antonin Scalia's reputation as a cranky yet comical figure has landed the jurist in the chick-lit world.

In her book "Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?" comedian Mindy Kaling details some of her favorite revenge fantasies she thinks about while running, and the Supreme Court's most outspoken justice makes an appearance.

In her fantasy called My Husband Is Murdered In Central Park On An Idyllic Spring Day, Kaling describes a scene where she and her future, and imaginary, husband are jogging in the park when a "deranged man wearing an Antonin Scalia mask" shoots him in the head and "runs away, cackling like the Joker."

Kaling then goes on to describe how she stalks the Scalia impersonator for years before she eventually corners him in Miami.

"I find [Scalia's impersonator] snorting coke in the back room, a lair of sorts. He has framed pictures of all the people he's murdered. I choke him to death with his own mask."

It's hard to tell what Scalia would think about being the star of such a dark fantasy ...

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