- A Willy Wonka-inspired immersive experience opened in Glasgow and was completely different than expected.
- Parents and children were left disappointed and disillusioned by the dull event.
Unsuspecting children attended a Willy Wonka-inspired event in Glasglow, Scotland with high hopes, but found themselves in a world of pure horror.
"Willy's Chocolate Experience," an immersive event so spectacularly disastrous in its execution that it's been likened to the ill-fated Fyre Festival, has recently gone viral on social media.
The experience, organized by the House of Illuminati, promised a dazzling, vibrant, interactive space with multiple rooms featuring an enchanted garden, an imagination lab, and captivating live performances.
A disclaimer on the official website stated that the event wasn't associated with Warner Bros.'s "Wonka" franchise, but at £35 (about $44) for a ticket, attendees expected some whimsy and chocolate, at the very least.
In reality, families stepped into a dull and poorly decorated warehouse that would make Roald Dahl roll in his grave. Parents felt hoodwinked, children cried, and people were angry. It was so underwhelming that police were called in and refunds were demanded.
Paul Connell, an actor hired to play Willy Wonka at the event, told The Independent that the script supplied was "15 pages of AI-generated gibberish."
Kirsty Paterson, who played an Oompa Loompa, shared similar doubts about the script, telling Vulture that she was encouraged to improvise during the dress rehearsal, which seemed suspicious. She also said that jelly beans for the kids were rationed because they ran out.
Since photos and videos surfaced online, X (formerly known as Twitter) has become inundated with memes about the catastrophic event. Here are the best jokes.
The interactive lab area drew comparisons to a meth lab
“Is that the-”
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) February 29, 2024
“The meth lab from the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience? Yeah it is” pic.twitter.com/k9jdz3CWH0
These kinda vibes pic.twitter.com/hUCN9cvq9R
— ✨️OtakuRocku✨️Pre-Debut❎️ (@OtakuRockU_) February 28, 2024
One particular image of Paterson's dispirited Oompa Loompa has become a viral sensation, giving Hugh Grant a run for his money.
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) February 28, 2024
This photo from the Willy wonka experience is single handedly the photo of the year. I know it’s only February but close the vote there’s no topping this. Please find this woman she needs to be interviewed ASAP pic.twitter.com/97wsodLLpQ
— (@agneponx) February 27, 2024
Rachel Dratch has three days to rehearse this SNL sketch pic.twitter.com/oP7qgm3MVG
— Hugh McIntyre (@PopBangHugh) February 28, 2024
#oscars #WillyWonka pic.twitter.com/JrZsbcizhK
— Jamie (@jami0mckay) February 28, 2024
“I hope this email finds you well.”
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) February 28, 2024
How the email found me: pic.twitter.com/ft30HpGEd0
Even though the experience was disappointing for everyone involved, people praised Paterson for trying her best to engage with the kids and make the event slightly more enjoyable.
She’s the closest thing we have to a modern day Princess Diana. pic.twitter.com/PjjWEoi3YS
— Monopoly Phonic® (@MonopolyPhonic) February 28, 2024
new mother pics just dropped pic.twitter.com/gAyVWrRHpP
— xavier (@xariverr) February 29, 2024
Justice for Kirsty Paterson. This queen did her best with those kids despite the shit show she was in ❤️ https://t.co/qiB69JyXya pic.twitter.com/KvAKhjvzYw
— Neil Watson-Slorance (@neilslorance) February 29, 2024
There was also a completely made-up character called "The Unknown"
The Unknown, a completely made-up evil chocolate maker dressed in black clothing and a Doctor Doom-esque silver mask, has been heralded as a breakout star. In footage from the event, the actor creepily emerged from behind a long mirror to spook the kids.
the kids at the willy wonka experience when the unknown showed up pic.twitter.com/miDgix90Ws
— amber (@djamesse_) February 29, 2024
the unknown saying goodbye to their customers at the end of the willy wonka experience in glasgow pic.twitter.com/SL4bVYknUk
— (@ChanelBeige) February 29, 2024
The Unknown getting ready to ruin an unsuspecting child’s psyche for life pic.twitter.com/hAgXTfXpO8
— scott (@scotty__13) February 29, 2024
sat patiently awaiting the unknown's video statement https://t.co/pOcrlD8Cvz pic.twitter.com/tmcMzvWkfV
— (@SianThymes) February 29, 2024
getting a call from a random landline number: pic.twitter.com/YTO6pL7K8G
— jacques (@flamencolambada) February 28, 2024
The Unknown waiting for their part at the willy wonka experience pic.twitter.com/FVypelfWV2
— kara (@knmccc) February 28, 2024
Why is The Unknown so… shy pic.twitter.com/N5muZh0hyU
— Harrison Brocklehurst (@harrisonjbrock) February 28, 2024
And some Kate Middleton jokes for good measure
There were also some jokes about Kate Middleton, who underwent abdominal surgery and hasn't been seen in public since last year.
not to speculate but has anyone ever seen kate middleton and the unknown man in the same room https://t.co/gvG8ZFFxxY
— soph (@eihpospitcher) February 28, 2024
Between the Kate Middleton rumours and the Willy Wonka debacle, it’s been a stunning week to be online
— jack rem (@jackremmington) February 28, 2024
BREAKING: Kate Middleton has been spotted at the Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow pic.twitter.com/R4Nf8HMCrP
— Joe ✨ (@balf4our) February 28, 2024
the terminally online partner explaining the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience and Kate Middleton situation to your blissfully offline partner: pic.twitter.com/wunZdgkiII
— JRR Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) February 29, 2024
Continuously scrolling through the most bizarre and hilarious tweets about Kate Middleton and the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience realizing we’ve given this app new life again. pic.twitter.com/YfG6HFDq7i
— Olivia Morgan (@olivemor) February 29, 2024
People are so enthralled by the derailed event that they're already planning their Halloween costumes inspired by it.
[Halloween 2024]
— Benedict Townsend (@BenedictTown) February 28, 2024
Them: what the hell are you dressed as
Me: I’m The Unknown, the AI created character from the Glasgow Willy Wonka event that went viral seven months ago
The depressed Oompa Loompa and the Unknown are the perfect Halloween couples costumes thank you glasgow willy wonka experience pic.twitter.com/n6IPwPUiz6
— jackie (@drawckie) February 28, 2024
Despite the experience being objectively flawed, now more than ever, people are interested in seeing the chaos for themselves.
the funniest part of the willy wonka thing is that if it reopened this weekend it’d sell more tickets than it ever did
— leanne (@fantasy_snack) February 28, 2024
Organizers of the Willy Wonka Experience seeing a surge in bookings pic.twitter.com/LDM9qVVQu3
— Adrian Manuel (@yoayyydrian) February 29, 2024
when the doors open for the “Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience World Tour” pic.twitter.com/i4KRlX6tnQ
— wiLL (@willfulchaos) February 29, 2024