I learned a lot about dad-bros after spending 4 days in Vegas with 2,000 hedge funders

Wall Street is a land of dad-bros, so, naturally, when you attend the Wall Street conference of the year in Las Vegas, as I did last week, you're not partying with Leonardo DiCaprio in a double-breasted suit.

You're hanging with guys who wear suits to pool parties when their wives forget to pack their Vineyard Vines trunks. You're partying with 2,000 guys who just discovered the solid-colored pocket square.