Popeyes' new chicken sandwich convinced us that we never need to go back to Chick-fil-A

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I went to a Chick-fil-A and a Popeyes in Manhattan and brought back a couple of their chicken sandwiches.

I went to a Chick-fil-A and a Popeyes in Manhattan and brought back a couple of their chicken sandwiches.
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Popeyes' chicken sandwich costs $3.99 at the Manhattan location I went to.

Popeyes' chicken sandwich costs $3.99 at the Manhattan location I went to.
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It's hot and heavy.

It's hot and heavy.

Chick-fil-A's sandwich costs $4.99 at the Manhattan location I went to.

Chick-fil-A's sandwich costs $4.99 at the Manhattan location I went to.
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Even though it's a dollar more expensive, Chick-fil-A's sandwich is a lot smaller and lighter than Popeyes' sandwich.

Even though it's a dollar more expensive, Chick-fil-A's sandwich is a lot smaller and lighter than Popeyes' sandwich.

Popeyes' sandwich is huge.

Popeyes' sandwich is huge.
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It's thick and there's lots of everything, but it holds together well.

It's thick and there's lots of everything, but it holds together well.

It's a challenge to bite into, but it's the kind of challenge that puts butterflies in your stomach.

It's a challenge to bite into, but it's the kind of challenge that puts butterflies in your stomach.
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The fluffy bun gives way to the crispy chicken and the tart, crunchy pickle.

The fluffy bun gives way to the crispy chicken and the tart, crunchy pickle.

The sandwich is uniformly outstanding. One bite gets you a bit of everything. Everything is very good on its own and even better together.

The sandwich is uniformly outstanding. One bite gets you a bit of everything. Everything is very good on its own and even better together.
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And it holds together so well that in the end it's surprisingly easy to eat, even if it is quite thick.

And it holds together so well that in the end it's surprisingly easy to eat, even if it is quite thick.

Every bite of this sandwich tastes as good as the last. It also bears the thickest piece of chicken I've seen on a fried chicken sandwich.

Every bite of this sandwich tastes as good as the last. It also bears the thickest piece of chicken I've seen on a fried chicken sandwich.

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Chick-fil-A's sandwich is noticeably smaller, browner, and flatter than Popeyes' sandwich.

Chick-fil-A's sandwich is noticeably smaller, browner, and flatter than Popeyes' sandwich.

It also doesn't hold together very well. It's pretty much just a piece of chicken between two squished buns.

It also doesn't hold together very well. It's pretty much just a piece of chicken between two squished buns.
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I suppose people like the sandwich for its simplicity.

I suppose people like the sandwich for its simplicity.

To Chick-fil-A's credit, its chicken is fairly uniform.

To Chick-fil-A's credit, its chicken is fairly uniform.
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It's also a much more manageable bite than Popeyes' sandwich.

It's also a much more manageable bite than Popeyes' sandwich.

But ultimately, it's a much less exciting one. The chicken isn't bad, but it isn't nearly as good as Popeyes' chicken, and there is nothing else giving the sandwich flavor.

But ultimately, it's a much less exciting one. The chicken isn't bad, but it isn't nearly as good as Popeyes' chicken, and there is nothing else giving the sandwich flavor.

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The sandwich will pretty much fall apart if you don't hold it together yourself. There's no mayo.

The sandwich will pretty much fall apart if you don't hold it together yourself. There's no mayo.

That's what Chick-fil-A sauce is for, presumably. But overall, the sandwich is just unexciting compared to its Popeyes counterpart.

That's what Chick-fil-A sauce is for, presumably. But overall, the sandwich is just unexciting compared to its Popeyes counterpart.
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Still not convinced? Let's put them next to each other.

Still not convinced? Let's put them next to each other.

On the left is Chick-fil-A's sandwich, and on the right is Popeyes' sandwich. Right off the bat, you can see a clear size difference.

On the left is Chick-fil-A's sandwich, and on the right is Popeyes' sandwich. Right off the bat, you can see a clear size difference.
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Popeyes' sandwich looks like it came straight from an advertisement. The bun is fluffy and shapely, and the chicken is tall, proud, and dappled with amber waves of crispy batter.

Popeyes' sandwich looks like it came straight from an advertisement. The bun is fluffy and shapely, and the chicken is tall, proud, and dappled with amber waves of crispy batter.

Meanwhile, Chick-fil-A's sandwich is less than photogenic. It's flat, and yes, there's chicken. But it's just looks a lot less appealing than Popeyes' sandwich.

Meanwhile, Chick-fil-A's sandwich is less than photogenic. It's flat, and yes, there's chicken. But it's just looks a lot less appealing than Popeyes' sandwich.
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If we take the sandwiches apart, we can see just how much bigger and more interesting Popeyes' sandwich is.

If we take the sandwiches apart, we can see just how much bigger and more interesting Popeyes' sandwich is.

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The giant rounds of pickle are glued to the toasted bun with a swipe of sticky mayo, which in turn glues the pickles and bun to the chicken.

The giant rounds of pickle are glued to the toasted bun with a swipe of sticky mayo, which in turn glues the pickles and bun to the chicken.
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Popeyes' chicken is perfect. It's battered for maximum crispiness, yet somehow manages to be incredibly juicy on the inside.

Popeyes' chicken is perfect. It's battered for maximum crispiness, yet somehow manages to be incredibly juicy on the inside.

Its pickles look and taste gourmet: big, thick, crunchy, sour, and fresh.

Its pickles look and taste gourmet: big, thick, crunchy, sour, and fresh.
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Meanwhile, Chick-fil-A's sandwich puts a dry bun next to a dry piece of chicken.

Meanwhile, Chick-fil-A's sandwich puts a dry bun next to a dry piece of chicken.

The pickles are underneath the chicken rather than on top of it, but they're so thin and wimpy that they might as well not be there.

The pickles are underneath the chicken rather than on top of it, but they're so thin and wimpy that they might as well not be there.
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Underneath the chicken in Popeyes' sandwich is another thin layer of mayo to glue it to the bottom bun.

Underneath the chicken in Popeyes' sandwich is another thin layer of mayo to glue it to the bottom bun.

Granted, Chick-fil-A's sandwich isn't all bad.

Granted, Chick-fil-A's sandwich isn't all bad.
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The chicken, for example, tastes pretty good. It's not nearly as crispy, juicy, or thick as Popeyes' chicken, but it's not bad.

The chicken, for example, tastes pretty good. It's not nearly as crispy, juicy, or thick as Popeyes' chicken, but it's not bad.

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That's about it. The pickles are really just lip service, and the standard bun, though toasted, is nothing to text home about.

That's about it. The pickles are really just lip service, and the standard bun, though toasted, is nothing to text home about.
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Popeyes' breading is so fresh that it can peel off if it's stuck to the bun. That might be a minus for some, but it's not for me.

Popeyes' breading is so fresh that it can peel off if it's stuck to the bun. That might be a minus for some, but it's not for me.

And Popeyes knows that the way to a woman's heart is a nice, thick slice of pickle. Its pickles add a pop of fresh tartness that elevates the already perfect chicken. Its bun, too, is toasted, buttery, fluffy, and thick.

And Popeyes knows that the way to a woman's heart is a nice, thick slice of pickle. Its pickles add a pop of fresh tartness that elevates the already perfect chicken. Its bun, too, is toasted, buttery, fluffy, and thick.
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Chick-fil-A's sandwich isn't bad. Just like everything else the chain offers, it's reliably OK. But Popeyes' sandwich is a handful of heaven. And even though it's much larger, it costs a dollar less.

Chick-fil-A's sandwich isn't bad. Just like everything else the chain offers, it's reliably OK. But Popeyes' sandwich is a handful of heaven. And even though it's much larger, it costs a dollar less.

But I get it. Love is often irrational. Those of you who love Chick-fil-A will probably go back time and again for its mediocre, overpriced chicken sandwich. And I won't blame you. The heart wants what it wants. That said, I know what my heart wants: Popeyes forever.

But I get it. Love is often irrational. Those of you who love Chick-fil-A will probably go back time and again for its mediocre, overpriced chicken sandwich. And I won't blame you. The heart wants what it wants. That said, I know what my heart wants: Popeyes forever.
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