"You can tell what type of person someone is by their drink order in specific bars."
"If you're in a bar with tons of other people and it's loud and you order something complicated, you clearly don't value people's time. How you react to the bar being out of your 'usual' is also very indicative of your personality."
'You're overpaying for super expensive cocktails'
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'That girl will not go home with you just because you bought her a $9 shot'
"Some people will buy loads of expensive shots when out in groups. They're trying to look flash."
"I am not a servant. I am not a potential date. Please don't take advantage of the fact that I have to treat you in a professional manner. This is my place of employment, not your house. You are the guest here. Please behave like one."
Proceed ordering mixed drinks with caution
"Almost no restaurants or bars clean their ice machines as regularly as they're supposed to. "
'Use cash to pay for a single drink'
"Running credit cards is more time consuming than a cash transaction, and the tiny tip from one drink is not worth my extra time."
'Please don't order vodka'
"You're nice when you stick with beer, but a demon on spirits."