The entire Apple Watch event through the funniest tweets
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The best way to do an Apple event like this is to watch Twitter during it. Naturally, the #AppleLive hashtag was trending with hundreds of tweets, some of them really funny. It's like having a comedy act in one ear while Apple CEO Tim Cook talks in the other.
Here are some of the best tweets that made us chuckle or nod:
On the new MacBook, which comes in a Gold version:
99% sure that the new Mackbook is black and blue #TheDress #AppleLive
- Maxim (@MaximsVideos) March 9, 2015
On all the ways that Apple VP of marketing Phil Schiller was talking up wireless connectivity on the new MacBook:
raise your hand if you've ever made Airdrop work. ugh. #AppleLive. everything else looks terrific, though
- Jerry Michalski (@jerrymichalski) March 9, 2015
Late to the #AppleLive event.Purple-shirted guy in Dad jeans is talking about batteries.
- Thomas L. Strickland (@ThomasLS) March 9, 2015
On how people were feeling about the new MacBook:
How I see my laptop now #AppleLive pic.twitter.com/ofTV3NFg19
- Daij Al Khalifa (@DaijKhalifa) March 9, 2015
On how people were feeling about all the rest of the new products:
I want ALL of the #AppleLive stuff. I may even eat lunch @Applebees today. #haloeffect
- Todd Beck (@ToddBeck) March 9, 2015
On Tim Cook's prolific use of superlatives to describe all the new Apple products:
A drinking game with the words 'most' vs. 'ever' during #AppleLive would kill an adult rhinoceros, let alone a human.
- baldguycarl (@baldguycarl) March 9, 2015
On the kinds of pictures people will REALLY draw on the Apple Watch (warning: linked pic is NSFW):
The first ever drawing drawn on the new Apple Watch #AppleLive #AppleWatch https://t.co/6e7GgLvKSQ
- Dan Ilic (@danilic) March 9, 2015
On how Apple one-ups itself every year:
The Apple Watch is accurate within 50 milliseconds of the UTC, says Cook. Next year's innovation? Accurate within 25 milliseconds.
- Jay Yarow (@jyarow) March 9, 2015
Uh Tim, you forgot to do a magic index finger touch with Christy #AppleLive pic.twitter.com/5tCwS8aucG
- Jeff Bakalar (@jeffbakalar) March 9, 2015
On Turlington-Burns running a race with the Watch:
And the #appleLive best joke goes to…RT. @Javi: OH: "It was only a half marathon because the battery doesn't last longer."
- João Miguel Dordio (@joaomdordio) March 9, 2015
On the $10,000 price tag for the gold Apple Watch.
let me just sell my organs really quick for the gold one. #applelive
- JUDAS (@rawbbb) March 9, 2015
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