The unofficial Goldman Sachs gift guide for 2016

Once again, it's time for children everywhere to learn one of life's most valuable lessons: Santa loves rich kids more.

This year's gift ideas (our 4^th edition) are an unapologetic, eclectic mix of the practical and the fantastical - the things a man wants but feels guilty buying for himself, as well as the things he needs but probably doesn't even know it.

Provided that your pockets are deep enough, this is the only gift guide you'll need.

John LeFevre is the creator of satirical and wildly popular @GSElevator on Twitter, and the author of the bestselling book, "Straight to Hell: True Tales of Deviance, Debauchery, and Billion-Dollar Deals," currently in development with Paramount as a major motion picture.