All 72 Of Oprah's 'Favorite Things' Will Cost You $13,407

For middle-aged women across the country, it's their favorite time of year - Oprah's Favorite Things is finally out for 2014.

The huge list of 72 Oprah-approved items would cost you $13,407 if you bought every single thing on it**. Among some of the pricier items are a Beats by Dr. Dre headphones set for $700 and a trio of Swiss Army luggage for $1,160.

Of course, it wouldn't be an Oprah's Favorite Things list without a little self promotion. Oprah's book, a movie she co-produced, a shirt she designed for the Peace Love Oprah collection, an Oprah Teavana set, a meditation transformation trilogy she helped create, and a membership to the Oprah 'Circle Of Friends' club all make appearances.

But probably my favorite item on the list this year is an $85 "365 Gathered Truths Box" which is literally just a box filled with sayings printed on handmade paper. "I like to read as many as I can while I'm waiting five minutes for my [Oprah] chai to steep," she says. "If you get only one of my Favorite Things this year, I'd want this to be it."

Oprah, never change.

Below, a comprehensive list of all of Oprah's favorite things this year for those curious, from least expensive to most expensive.

*Blackberry Patch Premium Fruit Syrups, $7 each

*Emi-jay Infinity Soft Headbands, $10

*May Designs Customizable Notebooks, $14-$22

Nate Berkus At Target Dessert Plate Set, $20

"What I Know For Sure" by Oprah Winfrey, $25

*Sweet Lady Jane Holiday Cakes, $30

Kate Spade Ballpoint Pens, $36

*Bantam Bagels Mini Filled Bagel Balls (36 in six flavors), $36

Garnet Hill Kids Character Hats, $40

"The Hundred-Foot Journey" Blue-Ray Combo Pack, $40

*Anastasia Beverly Hills Beauty Express Brow Kit, $40

Heart Snapshot Mix Photo Art, $42

Remarkable Bark Holiday Tins (set of two), $42

Tatte Bakery Petit Quiche Assortment, $42

*Astrological Star Map Necklaces, $48

*Annie B's Candy Handcrafted Caramel Mixed Assortment Box, $49

*Olympic Provisions European Salami Sampler, $50

*Eat This Local Jams And Marmalades Sampler Gift Set (six jams), $55

*Sabatino Truffles Truffle Oil Holiday Set, $59

Cowgirl Creamery Cheese Holiday Collection, $60

*Petal Lane "Be Bright" And "Surprise And Delight" Magnet Boards, $65 each

Vineyard Cuff Links, $68

*Maggie Louise Confections Holiday Statement Chocolate Box, $70

Tequila Casa Dragones Blanco, $70

Sfoglini Pasta Of The Month Club (three months), $75

Edward Bess Black Sea Precious Pearl Perfector Lotion, $78

Echo Touch Quilted Cuff Glove, $78

O Circle Of Friends Gift Tier Membership, $79/year

Nine West Hadley Tote, $79

*No Matchy-Matchy Initial Stud Earrings, $80, or $150 with diamonds

*Sheepy Fleece Robe, $84

*365 Gathered Truths Box, $85

*Teavana Oprah Chai Holiday Collection, $90

*Doo Bop Butter Trio, $93

Warby Parker Eyeglasses And Sunglasses, $95-$395

Peace Love Oprah 'I Love Sundays' Collection Shirt, $98

*Oprah And Deepak's Meditation Transformation Trilogy, $100

UGG Australia Alena Waterproof Suede Slippers, $120

Big O Key Rings and Ossential and Big Ossential Card Cases, $120-$130

*Set of Four French Bistro Coffee Mug, $120

*Burt's Bees Baby Ultimate Take Me Home Basket, $125

*Hampton Forge Forte 13-Piece Cutlery Block Set, $130

Williams-Sonoma Waring Popcorn Maker With Melting Pot, $130

GoPro Hero Camera, $130

Morelle & Co. Pullout Jewelry Box, $135

*Côte 9 Nail Polish Gift Set, $144

*Foot Cream and Sock Gift Set, $144

Eliza Bar Happy Holiday Loaf, $150

Suzanna Dai Khepri Large Drop Earrings, $155

*Lurin Long Pajama Set, $155

Charter Club Cashmere Zip Hoodie, $169

*Deluxe Vine and Bloom Box, $189

*The Smokehouse NY Smoked Salmon Sampler Gift Box, $195

*Naked Undies Charlie V-Neck (set of three), $214

*Lafco Complete Holiday Candle Collection (set of four), $240

La Cienega Wedge Boots, $245

*Oyo Box Eyewear Case, $250

*Ginger Beauty and Wellness Collection, $265

*Classic Plain Travel Collection, $289

*Copper Tray And Mug Set, $365

Tory Burch Double-Wrap-Strap Reva Watch, $395

Le Creuset Baking Dishes, $405

Vitamix S30 Blender, $409

VertuoLine Single Serve Brewer And Espresso Maker, $430

*Cushy Dog Beds, $445-$710

Samsung NX Mini Camera, $450

*Donna Salyers' Faux-Fur Coat, $499

*Chamilia12 Days Of Christmas Gift Set, $500

*Yoga Tablet 2 Pro, $500

Electra Loft 7-Speed Ladies' Bike, $550

Beats By Dr. Dre Golden Beats On-Ear Headphones & Pill Speak, $700

Swiss Army Luggage Set (Carry-on, Duffel, Upright), $1,160

*Special discounts or promotions with the code OPRAH. You can see the entire list here.

**Assuming you bought the most expensive variation.