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35 of the most absurd texts people have gotten from their parents

35 of the most absurd texts people have gotten from their parents
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Please call, it's urgent.

Please call, it

Word.

Word.

That face thing.

That face thing.

It's the phone's fault really.

It

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Yes, I know, but I don't want to walk over.

Yes, I know, but I don

Code word: Taco Bell.

Code word: Taco Bell.

She's taken a hostage.

She

She just misses you!

She just misses you!

The definition of a "dad joke."

The definition of a "dad joke."

Thanks for your cooperation.

Thanks for your cooperation.

As efficient as possible.

As efficient as possible.

Just being honest.

Just being honest.

Called out.

Called out.

But, why?

But, why?

Very considerate.

Very considerate.

Grammar might get lost in translation.

Grammar might get lost in translation.

Caught.

Caught.

Not to scare you but…

Not to scare you but…

So much set-up for that joke.

So much set-up for that joke.

The important questions.

The important questions.

The perils of shared accounts.

The perils of shared accounts.

Not sure that is biologically accurate.

Not sure that is biologically accurate.

Context, please.

Context, please.

Prove it.

Prove it.

Ice cold.

Ice cold.

You should have responded.

You should have responded.

Big, big loser.

Big, big loser.

Just one of those Drake days.

Just one of those Drake days.

Yes, that is the name I was looking for.

Yes, that is the name I was looking for.

Well, I mean, define "eat."

Well, I mean, define "eat."

Certainly not on purpose.

Certainly not on purpose.

Memories.

Memories.

We're going to need a tad more explanation here.

We

This is actually really cute.

This is actually really cute.
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