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Tech: The new walking dead? Venture funds

Jordan Parker Erb   

Tech: The new walking dead? Venture funds

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1. As fundraising dries up, venture funds face a harsh reality. During the boom times of the past four years in the tech industry, more than 1,100 first-time venture funds were born. Now, with LP funding slowing to a trickle, many could turn into zombies.

  • Unlike the startups they fund, venture firms do not suddenly go out of business. Instead, they face an agonizing death that can stretch over years — or even decades.
  • Unable to raise new capital, they slowly bleed staff, coasting on management fees while trying to salvage whatever they can of the investments they have already made.
  • "There's going to be a lot of walking dead venture firms," one partner predicted. "If you don't raise another fund, you're resigning. It's just a matter of time before you're dead."

Inside the zombification of venture funds.>$4


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2. A Google engineer said he was placed on leave after claiming an AI chatbot was sentient. He said he has spoken with the bot about religion, consciousness, and the laws of robotics, and that it wants to "be acknowledged as an employee of Google rather than as property." $4

3. For some VMware employees, work is "semi-meaningless" right now. As employees prepare for an acquisition by chipmaker Broadcom, many fear their new owner is likely to cut jobs and product lines. $4

4. Prime members are suing Amazon for nixing free Whole Foods delivery. Getting food delivered from Whole Foods now costs $9.95 per order, and Prime members are none too pleased. $4

5. Roblox pays interns almost $10,000 a month — and it's on the hunt for young talent. With applications for Roblox's 2023 internship program opening in July, we spoke with its chief scientist who offered $4.

6. One of the largest crypto lenders announced it was pausing all customer withdrawals. Celsius Network said the move would "stabilize liquidity and operations" amid extreme market conditions. Celsius' price plunged as much as 60%, $4.

7. Introducing the top 13 venture capitalists specializing in edtech investing. Coming from firms like Owl Ventures, Reach Capital, and Lightspeed Venture Partners, these VCs are helping businesses transform the way students learn. $4.

8. Google will pay $118 million to settle a gender-discrimination lawsuit. The class-action lawsuit, which was brought forward in 2017, includes around 15,500 women. $4


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9. Porsche's $209,000 electric station wagon is terrific — and completely over the top. Insider's transportation reporter test drove the Porsche Taycan Turbo S Cross Turismo, and was stunned by its sleek look and impossible speed. $4

10. An EV startup just unveiled a car that can go 43 miles per day on solar power alone. The Netherlands-based electric-vehicle startup, Lightyear, revealed its first model, which will sell for about $263,000 — $4.


What we're watching today:

  • Oracle and others are reporting earnings. $4.
  • London Tech Week kicks off today in — you guessed it! — $4.
  • An NFT collection created by Ringo Starr is being $4.

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Curated by Jordan Parker Erb in New York. (Feedback or tips? Email jerb@insider.com or tweet @jordanparkererb>$4.) Edited by Hallam Bullock (tweet @hallam_bullock>$4) in London.

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