Here's all the jokes you didn't get to hear at the Justin Bieber roast
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Luckily for us, comedian and writer Jesse Joyce live-tweeted the unused and edited-out jokes he wrote for the Bieber roast Monday night.
Here's what was left unsaid:
Kevin Hart is here. I'm just letting you know that's who that is so you didn't think Shaq wiped a booger on the podium #BieberRoast
- Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015
Justin Bieber is an asshole… but you know what they say… You can't make an asshole without breaking some eggs. #BieberRoast
- Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015
Nick Cannon discovered @petedavidson & made him a star. I hope that happens to Jeff Ross… that he gets blown up by a cannon. #BieberRoast
- Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015
Shaq is so tall and dumb he won't hear this joke for another 3 minutes, and he won't get it for another 20. #BieberRoast
- Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015
Jeff Ross is the Phantom of The Roast. It's just like the Phantom of The Opera, except that both sides of his face are deformed #BieberRoast
- Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015
Martha Stewart's been an unethical businesswoman for so long her first sweatshop was shut down by the Emancipation Proclamation #BieberRoast
- Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015
Shaq is a reserve police officer but don't worry, he can't shoot anyone, as long as criminals stay behind the free throw line #BieberRoast
- Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015
To see the rest of the jokes that didn't make it on air, you can check out Jesse Joyce's Twitter feed.
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