"Ok, ok, ok, call me biased, but if you haven't seen the West Coast or Northern Norway, you don't know what stunning scenery is."
"The wild mountains, the twisting fjords, the unimaginable waterfalls, the magnificent glaciers, the tiny villages, and the midnight sun will leave you speechless. Yeah, even you from Texas. And did I remember to mention the Northern Light? Go, or regret forever."