Four things that could happen to Facebook once Narendra Modi meets Mark Zuckerberg
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On Sunday, 13th September,
“I’m excited to announce that Prime Minister
With this invitation, PM Narendra Modi becomes the second leader after US President Barack Obama to address a town hall interaction at the Facebook headquarters.
He is slated to visit the Facebook headquarters and hold the town hall interaction on the 27th of September.
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To say the least, Modi is known to be persistent, and we can bet that he’ll ensure that he doesn’t let go of this opportunity and convince Zuckerberg to incorporate some ‘Made in India’ changes.
Thinking about that and of the selfie that Modi hopefully will click with Zuckerberg, we at Business Insider got our creative juices flowing and present to you a list of five things which are bound to happen once Modi meets Zuckerberg.
1. The ‘Friends’ tab will see a friendly makeover: Be prepared to bid goodbye to the ‘Add Friends’ option that you see on your crush’s profile who you just cannot stop stalking. It will now be replaced with the ‘Add Mitron’ option in true Modi style.
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2. Unending candy crush requests for everyone who doesn’t favour the BJP: If there’s one thing that can be more annoying than your relatives adding you up on Facebook, it’s those numerous candy crush requests that your school friends and everyone who doesn’t have a job or a brain seem to be sending you. Taking advantage of this disdain towards those requests, Prime Minister Modi will sign a historic agreement with Zuckerberg to ensure that anyone who speaks ill of the majesty on the social networking site will be bombarded with candy crush requests every day until they pledge alliance. (or stop using Facebook altogether)
3. Swachh Facebook Campaign will be launched: If you a resident of the biggest democracy in the world (which you unfortunately are), you’re well aware of Modi’s affinity for campaigns. Not one to leave out Facebook in this scheme, Modi will also propose a ‘Swachh Facebook Campaign’ which will cover the whole social networking site and will get clean the site of anything that is against Indian culture. Swachh Facebook for the win!
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4. One yoga picture a day: With a little help from his friend, Mark Zuckerberg, Modi will see to it that there comes a pop-up before you post anything on Facebook which will guarantee that you will be allowed access to posting statuses/pictures on your own wall only if a picture of you doing Yoga is submitted. Every day. Fior the rest of your life.Image credit: Indiatimes
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