JPMorgan Takes Questions From Twitter - Gets Thoroughly Trolled
What exactly possesses PR people into thinking it's a wise idea to launch live "
Weeks after pro-austerity group "Fix the Debt" made us laugh,
"On Nov. 14 at 1pm ET JPM Vice Chairman Jimmy Lee will host a Q&A - tweet your questions early using #AskJPM," JP Morgan's Twitter account tweeted.
Get ready for the questions!
Would you rather negotiate with 1 horse-sized Eric Holder, or 100 duck-sized Eric Holders? #AskJPM
- Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) November 13, 2013
Do you like puppies? If you had a puppy, what would you name him? #AskJPM
- Matt Levine (@matt_levine) November 13, 2013
What's it like working with Mexican drug cartels? Do they tip? #AskJPM
- David Dayen (@ddayen) November 13, 2013
Hey, can I have jimmy cayne's bong back that he left in his office? #AskJPM
- CJ The Patrón Saint (@cbk_chi) November 13, 2013
#AskJPM why did u think this would be a good idea
- alex pareene (@pareene) November 13, 2013
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Snarkpocalypse is upon us. Brought about by this: #AskJPM
- Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) November 13, 2013
Where do babies come from? #AskJPM
- Richard Minerich (@rickasaurus) November 13, 2013
How do you decide who to forclose on? Darts or a computer program? #AskJPM
- Jennifer Reft (@reftpt) November 13, 2013
If you feel like a failure, imagine being the person who came up with #AskJPM
- Rachel Edelman (@rachelsedelman) November 13, 2013
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