Outrageous Craigslist Apartment Ad Seeks 'Professional Player' For New Roommate
First spotted by Gothamist, the ludicrous Craigslist listing (which has since been deleted) is for a three bedroom in Long Island City's Arris Lofts. The "palace" is 2,000 square feet with two floors, a washer and dryer, enclosed garden area with coy pond, roof deck, gym, pool, and sauna.
Though the amenities and room sound awesome, the two 30-something men who live there do not. "Do not respond to this ad unless you make, at minimum, six-figures a year," the now-deleted listing reads. "You will not be able to afford to live here or maintain the lifestyle that is necessary to keep up with the rest of us."
Fresh out of college kids are not welcome either, along with anyone who can't speak English, is passive aggressive, or is sensitive to "awesome music played at high decibel levels, the aroma of amazing gourmet cooking emanating through the house, lengthy intellectual debates with people who have an amazing sense of humor, or loud moans of sexual delight creeping out from the various bedrooms at any given hour of the day."
But don't worry. They're also accepting of ladies if you are "an extremely hot (at least a 9), lipstick lesbian with bi tendencies and an exhibitionist streak when you get hammered."
Charming. And while the listing is now gone, thankfully Gothamist took screenshots of the outrageous ad. Enjoy.
- I'm an interior designer. Here are 10 things in your living room you should get rid of.
- Higher-paid employees looking for work are having a tough time, and it could be a sign of a shift in the workplace
- A software engineer shares the résumé he's used since college that got him a $500,000 job at Meta — plus offers at TikTok and LinkedIn
- 7 scenic Indian villages perfect for May escapes
- Paneer snacks you can prepare in 30 minutes
- Markets crash: Investors' wealth erodes by ₹2.25 lakh crore
- Stay healthy and hydrated: 10 immunity-boosting fruit-based lemonades
- Here’s what you can do to recover after eating oily food
- Nothing Phone (2a) blue edition launched
- JNK India IPO allotment date
- JioCinema New Plans
- Realme Narzo 70 Launched
- Apple Let Loose event
- Elon Musk Apology
- RIL cash flows
- Charlie Munger
- Feedbank IPO allotment
- Tata IPO allotment
- Most generous retirement plans
- Broadcom lays off
- Cibil Score vs Cibil Report
- Birla and Bajaj in top Richest
- Nestle Sept 2023 report
- India Equity Market