Samantha Bee took an ax to the RNC and Donald Trump, 'the least qualified candidate ever'
The "Full Frontal" host compared the "poorly attended rage-a-thon featuring a parade of hemorrhoidal has-beens" to the Democratic counterpart's "USA lovefest."
Bee then praised the Democrats for their success, though not without the biting comment that it took "the looming certainty of Armageddon" for them to get their act together.
After running through the long list of notable and diverse speakers who dominated at the DNC, Bee summarized her point about what it takes to be the first female presidential nominee from a major party.
"Oh just for good measure, half the f------ Pentagon standing onstage saying 'Vote for Hillary if you want to live,'" Bee said. "That is how good you have to be if you're a woman running for president, and she still might lose to this [Trump], the least qualified candidate ever to lurch into the public spotlight and s--- on Gold Star moms while cradling Putin's sweaty sack."
Watch Bee's full rundown of the DNC's triumph over the RNC: