This Jeff Bezos glow-up.
Amazon CEO @JeffBezos:
1998: "I sell books."
2017: "I sell whatever I want." pic.twitter.com/TzCxnu9Yap
This supercut of Mark Zuckerberg evangelizing Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce during his Facebook Live grill sesh.
Happy Father’s Day to Sweet Baby Ray’s and its son, Mark Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/yzFxv6fX7N
— Hannah (@hanreli) June 17, 2019When AI couldn't get on Magritte's level.
AI struggling ...love this , seen on @samim twitter profile picture pic.twitter.com/up61QCYQAV
— Manos Tsakiris (@manos_tsakiris) November 29, 2017When you Juul in your Tesla driving down El Camino, it's a quick and slippery slope to Juuling 30,000 miles up in the air on your red-eye flight.
When you whip out your tech-guru Twitter persona.
VCs in real life: hello
VCs on Twitter: success is a raft made out of tears. obstacles are lovers in disguise. a startup is a wish your heart makes
Silicon Valley, the bastion of white male privilege.
Cap table lookin like pic.twitter.com/pdE2n4dHh1
— The Valley Muse (@Valley_Muse) July 24, 2019Bonus points for drinking Soylent while wearing Allbirds and carrying some light reading on successful unicorns too.
Can’t wait to strap on my North Face vest, lace up my Allbirds, pop open a frosty Soylent, and make sure everybody at the Battery sees me carrying this under my arm as I dismount my scooter. pic.twitter.com/p62CgXktqW
— matt weinberger (@gamoid) August 28, 2019In Silicon Valley, you graduate from being a nascent-coder bro donning a quirky, retro Patagonia fleece pullover to a full Coder Bro™️ wearing your startup's grey, monogrammed Patagonia vest.
No, but seriously.
Patagonia got so sick of being the staple of fintech bros that in April, Buzzfeed News reported that the company was refusing to sell its iconic power vests to some financial firms.
"Patagonia has nothing against your client or the finance industry, it's just not an area they are currently marketing through our co-brand division," a Patagonia reseller wrote to a potential client, according to Buzzfeed News. "While they have co-branded here in the past, the brand is really focused right now on only co-branding with a small collection of like-minded and brand aligned areas; outdoor sports that are relevant to the gear we design, regenerative organic farming, and environmental activism."
And finally, here's an "Old Town Road" remix about Old County Road in Palo Alto.
I got my internship on Old County Road
I'm gonna try to teach myself to code
I got my vape pen in the back
Juul pod is attached
Screen is matte black
Running Logic on my Mac
In the Apple store
You can sell your Porsche
We live in the Valley, we got Tesla right next door
Zuckerberg is always watching
Zucc is always watching
Zuckerberg is always stalking
Zucc is always stalking
