After a week of embracing American culture, one thing was clear: This stuff is wildly unhealthy. The sugar is often so intense it's nauseating, and they taste a million miles away from a balanced diet.
I found myself naturally gravitating towards the non-fruity options. I'm under no illusion that they're any better for you, but they seemed less insidious than the cereals that boasted of their natural flavors while also being stuffed with sugar.
Of the cereals I tried, Cookie Crisp takes the throne. It strikes the right balance between sweetness and flavor, and it didn't leave me feeling queasy. I even went back for seconds a day later.
That said, none of the cereals have convinced me I've been missing out on anything life-changing, and I'm unlikely to change my breakfast habits any time soon. There's still plenty of American kids' cereals I haven't had a chance to try yet (I'm looking at you, Count Chocula), so maybe I just haven't tried the right one yet.
For now, however, I'm going to stick to Bran Flakes.