STEPHEN COLBERT: Deep Budget Cuts Mean We Must Spend More Money On Tanks That Nobody Wants
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New attention to the story comes at a time when deep, automatic, and across-the-board
"Conservatives like me know that in a budget crisis, everything non-essential has to go — whether it's food for kids that aren't mine, or some other stuff for people I don't know," Colbert said.
"But there are some things the government spends money on that are worth spending money on. And as usual, those things are tanks. They are so important that we need them even when we don't need them."
Support and funding for the tank program comes largely because of
"It's a brave stance for these fiscal conservatives," Colbert said.
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