Oprah shows the world how to clean up dog poop in a glorious 3-part video

Instagram/Gayle King

Oprah BFF Gayle King recently posted a three-part Instagram video of everyone's favorite television personality teaching us plebeians the best way to remove a pet stain from carpet. It was glorious.

Instead of asking one of her (what I assume are probably many) assistants to help her, Oprah is shown getting down and dirty with a poop-stained carpet, just like you and me. It truly warms the cockles of my heart.

Gayle starts the video by explaining, "Oprah always says, 'Stains are my specialty!'" to which Oprah replies, "I love stain removal." It looks like she's not joking around. Gayle asks Oprah to walk us through the process. Below, you'll find Oprah's tried-and-true poop-removal method. Thank you, Queen.