Upon creating my account, I was assaulted by several pop-ups. The first told me there was an extra 10% off today for new members.
The second informed me of a program that encouraged me to log on every day and collect a "stamp." If I get seven by April 21, I can earn up to 50% off.
Finally we got to the goods, and I was ... unimpressed. It's a mix of gaudy sweatshirts, ugly shoes, and thematic sunglasses.
There's an element of gamification in everything with Wish. If I added these sunglasses to my cart before this timer ran out, I could get an EVEN lower price!
I checked the reviews first. They seemed really good. Suspiciously good, in fact. I noticed a lot reviews using the same phrases and words.
I added the sunglasses to my cart anyway. They're only $8 after all. I was immediately faced with a 60-minute timer to check out. If I didn't do it by then, the price would rise.
I decided to humor this. I went to my cart to see the final price before checking out. Wish had added $2 for shipping, but with my extra discount of 40 cents, I was still under $10.
Yeah, it was still not much. Some stretchy jeans, a flower-shaped mold for fried eggs, some more sunglasses, and an Apple Watch knockoff.
I also decided to check out the other tabs on the site. One was "Blitz Buy," where I could spin a wheel to see an assortment of extra discounted items.
But there's nothing here I want. This stuff looked exactly the same as the other page. It also didn't appear to be any cheaper.
The next tab offered a selection of products that offered what the site billed as faster shipping: five to seven days. This Lenovo laptop was one of the only name-brand products I found on the site.
I also saw an iPad on the site, which looked like it might be one of the first models Apple ever released. Something tells me Wish is not an authorized Apple seller.
Navigating back to the main page, I saw the sunglasses I still had in my cart. "Almost gone!" it said.
One surprise, though. My order may not arrive until April 28 — more than a full month from now. Two-day shipping, it is not. Stay tuned for an update when and if I receive the glasses.
The next day, I got an email that my order had been shipped, and it has been bouncing around China since then. My order's arrival date did not change.
Final thoughts:
Wish is far from the everything store. It takes a gimmicky approach to commerce, trying to make consumers feel special through psychological tricks. The products it sells also seem untested and suspect — cheap, but potentially not even worth the low prices they're being sold for.
To shop on the site is to experience a strangely persistent gamification, involving sifting through mountains of stuff to find something that may or may not appear as good as it did in the photos when it arrives in a month.
Still, the low prices and low shipping fees are a major draw. Shoppers do love low prices.
