WENDY'S — DAVE'S SINGLE. Wendy's prides itself on its fresh, never-frozen beef patties. Where's the beef? In the Dave's Single, supposedly. I paid $5.98 with tax for the burger at our local NYC outpost.
VISUAL APPEAL: The most appealing elements of the burger were the roundness of the onions and the shininess of the bun, but the burger was just kind of flat overall. There was no visible tomato, pickle, or ketchup, so the burger was fairly monochrome. However, the cheese was nicely melted onto the patty.
MEAT: Tasted a little dry and a little old. It was lean and had a gritty texture. Although unmistakably made from real beef, the quality of it was questionable. Despite the chain's slogan of "fresh, never frozen," the beef didn't taste very fresh.
TASTE AND FRESHNESS: The pungent and flavorful cheese stood out, as did the crunchy rounds of onion. The pickles and tomatoes didn't contribute much to the taste. Overall, the flavor profile was gentle and inoffensive, with most of the flavor coming from the cheese and onions for a moist and pleasant bite.
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip AdSQUEEZE TEST: The squeeze test revealed that most of the burger's moisture came from its sauce and tomato slices. The meat didn't ooze at all. FAIL.
MCDONALD'S — BIG MAC. This stack of carbs and meat turned 50 last year. It's also the favorite burger of Business Insider's photo editor Hollis Johnson, winning his similar comparison of burger heavyweights. I paid $6.41 plus tax in NYC.
VISUAL APPEAL: The Big Mac's bun is perfectly smooth and perfectly round. Otherwise, it's a tall, dry, beige tower.
MEAT: The meat wasn't juicy, but it bit back. It tasted mostly like char and didn't have that umami depth that one craves from beef. It actually tasted more like chicken than beef, although there were definitely some faintly beefy undertones.
TASTE AND FRESHNESS: Very, very sweet. Probably because of the three sugar-loaded buns. The meat didn't pack much of a flavor punch. In fact, nothing really did except for the special sauce. The special sauce was the flavor MVP of the Big Mac, while the rest of the burger was largely a vehicle for it — albeit a pretty successful one at that.
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip AdSQUEEZE TEST: The squeeze test confirmed that the meat was as dry as it looked. The Big Mac's only moisture came from the sauce. FAIL.
BURGER KING — WHOPPER WITH CHEESE. The Whopper is the burger that crowned the chain king — or, at least, second place in terms of fast-food restaurant locations — in the kingdom of fast-food burgers. What is Burger King without its Whopper? I paid $7.50 with tax in NYC to obtain mine.
VISUAL APPEAL: The Whopper lived up to its name. Heavy, wide, and fairly colorful, it looked every bit the classic fast-food cheeseburger. However, the lettuce was just a little too translucent, and the not-so-melted squares of American cheese were unsettlingly plastic.
MEAT: Aside from a fish-like charcoal flavor, the meat was tough, dry, and flavorless. It was the blandest of the five, which was disappointing because of how much Burger King prides itself on flame-grilling its meat.
TASTE AND FRESHNESS: The toppings really stood out: spicy, crispy onions, a thick slab of tomato, crunchy, watery lettuce, and a hint of pickle. The meat and the cheese were supporting characters, which is slightly disappointing for a burger. There was a lot of bun. However, everything worked well together. You'll need two hands to take a bite out of this one.
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip AdSQUEEZE TEST: The only juice that came out of this burger was from the slice of tomato. FAIL.
SHAKE SHACK — SHACKBURGER. In the name of transparency, I must disclose my personal bias: I love Shake Shack. And I'm not alone — when Shake Shack opened its first Seattle location, lines ran around the block for a month. I paid $6.41 with tax in NYC to get my hands on it.
VISUAL APPEAL: What a colorful burger! It may have been a little messy, but the tomato was bright red and the lettuce an equally effervescent green. There was a nice layer of yellow melted cheese on beautifully charred brown beef. The bun was a toasty golden brown.
MEAT: This burger's meat was the best of the bunch. Juicy, brown, fatty, charred to perfection — the Maillard reaction definitely happened here. It was savory and just salty enough. Of all the burgers, it was the only medium-rare patty.
TASTE AND FRESHNESS: Shake Shack's burgers don't quite taste like a traditional burger. They're set apart by a perfect patty, melty cheese, and Shack sauce. However, the toppings, while fresh, didn't add much flavor aside from a slight tang from the ripe tomato and earthy bitterness from the lettuce. There was also no onion, which would have added a welcome kick.
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip AdSQUEEZE TEST: There was definitely some drippings from the meat. The beef was undeniably juicy. PASS.
FIVE GUYS — CHEESEBURGER. America's two-time best burger winner — according to Harris Poll's survey of American consumers — Five Guys' hefty hamburger has won many hearts across the country. Five Guys' cheeseburger was by far the most expensive: it costs $9.53 with tax to eat one in NYC.
VISUAL APPEAL: This burger was STACKED. The bun was a little squished, but it was packed full of meat, cheese, and thick-cut toppings. The meat was an appetizing brown, and both patties were slathered with melted cheese. All-in-all, a very good-looking burger, if a tad messy.
MEAT: The meat was juicy and brown with a slight char. It wasn't very salty, but it had an excellent beefy flavor. It tasted fresh, fatty, and had a great back-bite. I do prefer my burgers medium-rare and this was well-done.
TASTE AND FRESHNESS: Aside from the slightly wilted lettuce, the toppings were bright and peppy. The thick-cut pickles were crunchy and tart, and the tomatoes were fresh and juicy. The bun was slightly sweet, while the cheddar cheese added savory depth. The grilled onions contributed a slight kick, but they didn't factor much into the flavor. Overall, a hearty and well-balanced burger.
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip AdSQUEEZE TEST: Plenty of grease came out. Definitely juicy. PASS.
There wasn't a single burger in this lineup that I didn't enjoy. Each one had its distinct strengths and weaknesses.
That said, the classic taste and all-around great quality of Five Guys' cheeseburger absolutely routs the competition. Its thick, juicy patties and flavorful toppings make it the ultimate fast-food burger. It was also the most expensive, however.
But the Shackburger also deserves a shout-out for its perfectly cooked, medium-rare patty and quality ingredients.
Five Guys clearly had better quality meat and better quality ingredients overall, as did Shake Shack. But the Big Mac and Whopper have their own iconic flavor profiles that some may prefer. The Dave's Single is really the only burger that didn't stand out to me. However, there's still many a Wendy's fan out there.