The Oscars of Porn just happened and these are the five most insane categories!
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Forget about whether Leonardo Di Caprio will win an Oscar on February 29 not, because when we tell you about the The 33rd AVN Awards also unofficially known as the
And, while there were the traditional categories that one would expect out of
And, thus we at Business Insider got our A-game going and listed out the five categories we couldn’t believe were real!
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1. Best Non-Sex Performance: Did I read that right? Is this the Porn Awards or the Filmfare Awards, again? Jokes apart, I feel really sorry for whoever won this. Imagine being casted in a porn movie and then being told that you’re going to play the role of a person who doesn’t get action! Well, atleast he got to act and an award. Phew.
2. Best Clever Title of the Year: It’s good to know that the adult film industry has their sense of humour going. The movie title that won this prestigious life-altering honour was ‘That Rapper Destroyed My Crapper.’
3. Best Taboo Relations Movie: One simple question: Did they mean incest? Game of Thrones must be laughing at this stupidity right now. Why give an award for something that IS a way of life in almost every porn movie?
4. Best Fetish Manufacturer: IS THIS EVEN REAL?! The winner, incase you’re interested is Spartacus Leathers.
5. Best Pleasure Product Manufacturer: There were three awards for this, based on size- small, medium and large. I should stop typing now.
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