17 of the most bizarre excuses people have used to explain why they were late for work

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I forgot to stop and get cupcakes so I went back home and baked some.

I forgot to stop and get cupcakes so I went back home and baked some.
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I thought of quitting today, but then decided not to, so I came in late.

I thought of quitting today, but then decided not to, so I came in late.
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I was detained by Homeland Security.

I was detained by Homeland Security.

My hair caught on fire from my blow dryer.

My hair caught on fire from my blow dryer.
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I had to chase my cows back into the field.

I had to chase my cows back into the field.

There was fresh powder on the hill. I had to go skiing.

There was fresh powder on the hill. I had to go skiing.
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A black bear entered my carport and decided to take a nap on the hood of my car.

A black bear entered my carport and decided to take a nap on the hood of my car.

There was a store grand opening and I wanted to get the opening day sales.

There was a store grand opening and I wanted to get the opening day sales.
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My lizard had to have emergency surgery in the morning and died during surgery. I had to mourn while deciding whether to have the lizard disposed of by the vet or bring the lizard corpse with me to work.

My lizard had to have emergency surgery in the morning and died during surgery. I had to mourn while deciding whether to have the lizard disposed of by the vet or bring the lizard corpse with me to work.

I had to finish watching 'My Name is Earl.'

I had to finish watching 'My Name is Earl.'
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A Vaseline truck overturned on the highway and cars were slipping left and right.

A Vaseline truck overturned on the highway and cars were slipping left and right.

All of my clothes were stolen.

All of my clothes were stolen.
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The hair on my head hurt.

The hair on my head hurt.

I was confused by the time change and unsure if it was 'spring forward' or 'fall back.'

I was confused by the time change and unsure if it was 'spring forward' or 'fall back.'
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There are spies hacking my phone, peeping into my house and following my car. I had to leave at a different time to throw them off.

There are spies hacking my phone, peeping into my house and following my car. I had to leave at a different time to throw them off.

"My husband is sick." (But this employee did not have a husband.)

"My husband is sick." (But this employee did not have a husband.)
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I couldn’t get my pajamas off.

I couldn’t get my pajamas off.