I forgot to stop and get cupcakes so I went back home and baked some.
I thought of quitting today, but then decided not to, so I came in late.
I was detained by Homeland Security.
My hair caught on fire from my blow dryer.
I had to chase my cows back into the field.
There was fresh powder on the hill. I had to go skiing.
A black bear entered my carport and decided to take a nap on the hood of my car.
There was a store grand opening and I wanted to get the opening day sales.
My lizard had to have emergency surgery in the morning and died during surgery. I had to mourn while deciding whether to have the lizard disposed of by the vet or bring the lizard corpse with me to work.
I had to finish watching 'My Name is Earl.'
A Vaseline truck overturned on the highway and cars were slipping left and right.
All of my clothes were stolen.
The hair on my head hurt.
I was confused by the time change and unsure if it was 'spring forward' or 'fall back.'
There are spies hacking my phone, peeping into my house and following my car. I had to leave at a different time to throw them off.
"My husband is sick." (But this employee did not have a husband.)
I couldn’t get my pajamas off.
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