There was only one way the ride didn't impress me. I paid $9,000 and didn't have my own bathroom.
Going into the trip, I knew that my accommodation didn't include a private bathroom — those are reserved for the suites and grand suites, where starting prices range from $13,000 to $26,000 per night, according to the company's website.
But I didn't realize how much lacking one would take me out of the luxury experience.
Not having a toilet meant I had to use the shared restroom at the end of my sleeping car, which had just a toilet and a sink. This was especially inconvenient when I had to tiptoe through the narrow corridor in the middle of the night — and when I had to wait my turn, as the toilet was for everyone in the carriage.
I also didn't realize that I wouldn't have access to any shower on board the train at all, as the company's website only specified that there would be a shared toilet, and I incorrectly assumed it would be a full washroom.
The Venice Simplon-Orient-Express didn't respond to a request for comment from Business Insider about why some cabins and cars don't include showers.
However, I would guess it's because the cabins are preserved original models from the 1920s, according to a media fact sheet obtained by BI, and a shower wouldn't fit in the limited space.
While I can appreciate the history, there was nothing luxurious about sliding into clean sheets at night without washing up.
Aside from this hiccup, the Venice Simplon-Orient-Express is certainly worth the price of admission for those looking for a one-of-a-kind luxury experience. Just plan to upgrade to a suite for a proper rinse.